（訳者注）尚、原文は以下の通りです。
ATTENTION: ALERT FROM THE ANIME POLICE!
A Tomoyo Impersonator, by the name of "Madison Taylor", is on the loose and terrorizing Tomoyo fans. It is said that this is the work of the Twin Card, but we know better. Do not be fooled by her identical looks to our Tomoyo-Chan, or even by "her" camera and costume-making. The camera in possesion of this "Madison" character, as well as the costumes. are stolen property taken directly from the Daidouji residence. Madison is highly dangerous, armed with disabling valley-girl phrases such as the well-known and highly traumatising "what-ever!". She was first spotted on Kid's WB with several other CardCaptor Sakura character impersonators, acting out a painfully lame episode of "CardCaptors". She remained there uncaptured for quite a long time, and then disappeared completely, along with the show. Just when we thought our troubles were over, she later reappeared, along with "CardCaptors", on Cartoon Network's popular Toonami line-up. The photo abouve was recently taken by an undercover operative. Note the Cartoon Network logo, which is a sure sign that the character pictured is an imposter. If you should see this fiend, shoot to kill! I repeat, shoot to kill! |
